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I’ve always been a major dyke. My friend is writing a podcast, and her producer, within minutes of hearing about me, nicknamed me “Maj Dyke” just to be super clear about my role in the show as an aspirational woman loving woman figure. So it’s no surprise that when I observe my childhood, it’s laden with all of the usual clichés: my initial penchant for vests, my massive rock collection, years and years of soccer in the 90s, my vocabulary-enhancing addiction to Alanis Morissette and Fiona Apple, my love of all the ocean foods that contain ever been compared to vaginas. How many kids did you know begging their parents for more raw hamachi from their steep chairs? Which really makes you wonder, what were my parents doing feeding sashimi to a two year old? “You always wanted more,” my mom reports with a shrug, as if that addresses the question.

The thing is, I had no idea growing up, that I was in training to become a fundamental dyke, and already far down the path to becoming a lesbian. Which is not the same thing as saying, “I didn’t know that I was obsessed with women,” because I did know, and I most certainly was. What I am saying is that I was oblivious to the fully formed homosexual i

One of the most frequent questions I’ve heard from prospective LGBTQ+ parents is “What should our kids call us?” I therefore began the Mombian LGBTQ Parental Names Project in 2011 to collect examples of our parental names. Here are just a few of the names — and the stories behind them — that more than 400 people have now anonymously shared.

There are, unsurprisingly, lots of “Mom,” “Mommy,” “Mama,” “Dad,” “Daddy” and “Papa,” occasionally with a first identify or initial added.

Sometimes names can change, as in this family:

“We started parenting first as foster parents. … In the last ten years we’ve had 16 kids come and go through our house and four stay forever. Sometimes I am just Mama and sometimes Meggie and sometimes both and increasingly ‘MOM’ as our adopted kids get older.”

Sometimes, the kids chose the names, accidentally or on purpose:

“Our son chose to call me mommo at about 18 months ancient. … I called him baby-o and buddy-o, so I think that’s why I became mom-o. Our daughter just called us what my son already did.”

“When I would show up home from work, my wife would announce ‘Mama Tara Is Home’ and when our daughter was learning to talk, she shortened it to Mata

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"You're Mom Gay" is a satirical insult which typically uses the intentionally grammatically incorrect expression as a develop of shitposting online.

Origin

The earliest known instance of the statement and origin of the common usage as a joke comes from Pyrocynical video "Rush B – CS:GO" from June 16th, 2016 in which Pyro's friend NFKRZ responds to another player with "Because your mom gay" at the 5:53 mark(shown below)

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On August 27th, 2017, an anonymous 4chan user responded to a thread on /bank/ with the phrase "you're mom gay" (shown below).


On September 27th, Urban Dictionary user submitted a definition for the expression (shown below).


On October 8th, 2017, Instagram user largetrap posted a video with subtitle edits to one of the first scenes in the video gameCuphead where the one of the Elder Tea Kettle's lines is replaced with "You'er mom gay"(shown below)

On October 13th, 2017, Redditor AutismZone submitted a screen-captured image from the film Kung Fu Panda with the words "ur mom gay lol" edited on to a scroll to /r/MemeEconomy (shown below, left). On December 2nd, YouTuber Shivix uploaded footage of a teenager exiting a closet while l

your mom gay variation

Mom's Genetics Could Produce Same-sex attracted Sons

The arrangement of a mother's genes could influence the sexual orientation of her son, according to a new study.

The discovery, detailed in the February issue of the journal Human Genetics, adds fuel to the decade-long debate about whether so-called "gay genes" might exist.

The researchers examined a phenomenon called "X chromosome inactivation" in 97 mothers of lgbtq+ sons and 103 mothers whose sons were not gay.

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Chromosomes are large thread-like molecules that contain an organism's genetic instructions. Humans have 23 chromosome pairs. The X chromosome is one of two sex chromosomes in mammals; the other is the Y chromosome. Females have two X chromosomes and no Y's, while males have one X and one Y.

Even though women have two X chromosomes, only one is functional because the other is inactivated through a process called "methylation."

"It gets wrapped up in a ball and is not used with the exception of a few genes," explained study leader Sven Bocklandt of the University of California, Los Angeles.

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“You want to shove those words back in and put the lid on. But you can’t. Your child is gay. This goes against everything you’ve been taught. It was not what you had in mind, and you instantly wonder where you went wrong.”

When you grow a parent, you perceive to expect the unexpected. But for many Christian parents, nothing can ready them to hear that their beloved child is gay. This is the child you have cradled, spoon fed mashed bananas, and dreamed a lovely future for. How could this be? What will the church say? What will your friends say? What does the future hold? You can’t even get your head around this.

If you are a Christian parent, family member or friend to whom your loved one has come out as same-sex attracted or lesbian, then this is for you.

I welcome you to sit down, relax, maybe get a cup of tea, and soak in what I’m about to tell you. My hope is to guide you as we walk for a bit through this maze of confusion, to help you find your way to wholeness. In many Christian circles, this is not good news, and you may begin to spiral into reflection and self-searching. We’ll get to that. But at the bottom of it all, this is not about you. Most parents’ first mistake is to mak